REVIEW: JOHNNY ENGLISH STRIKES AGAIN

Starring

Rowan Atkinson (Rat Race)
Olga Kurylenko (Vampire Academy)
Ben Miller (Paddington 2)
Adam James (Last Chance Harvey)
Emma Thompson (Stranger Than Fiction)
Jake Lacy (Rampage)
Vicki Pepperdine (Eaten by Lions)
Pippa Bennett-Warner _Patient Zero)
Miranda Hennessy (Give Out Girls)
Michael Gambon (Harry Potter)
Charles Dance (Game of Thrones)
Pauline McLynn (Trollied)
Matthew Beard (Kiss Me First)
Edward Fox (Lassie)

Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)MI7 is being targeted by a massive cyber attack from an unknown entity, exposing the identities of all its current field agents. As a result, MI7 is forced to reinstate older inactive agents in order to track down the culprits behind the attack. Among the reinstated agents is Johnny English, who officially works as a geography teacher while secretly training his young students in espionage. After accidentally incapacitating the other agents, English insists on being given the services of his old sidekick, Bough, who is still a clerk in MI7.Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)English and Bough travel to the south of France to begin their investigation, where the cyber attack roughly originated from. They locate a yacht named Dot Calm in a marina nearby and try to board it during the night. There, they are caught by an on board operative Ophelia, but manage to escape their cell, find an array of servers and leave the yacht. The next day, they decide to stalk Ophelia. When they eventually spot her leaving the yacht, they follow her car on the serpentine roads of South France, until they run out of fuel. Ophelia, well aware of their pursuit, comes back and she and English agree to a meeting. Meanwhile, the Prime Minister is considering a meeting with a Silicon Valley billionaire, Jason Volta, to form an agreement.Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)While English is meeting with Ophelia at a bar, Bough discovers evidence that suggests she could be a spy. English, now infatuated with Ophelia, however refuses to consider Bough’s premise. Ophelia is shown to be in fact a Russian spy and receiving orders from her superiors to eliminate English. Fortunately, she fails to execute English, who manages to evade her attempts after accidentally consuming a pill that causes him to become hyperactive. Meanwhile, after further series of cyber attacks, the Prime Minister and Volta solidify an agreement to be revealed during the G12 meeting. In preparation for the infiltration, English is tasked to complete a virtual reality simulation in which he explores the billionaire’s mansion. However, he fails to unlock the pad to keep himself in the room and unknowingly harms the civilians around the town in the process.Rowan Atkinson and Ben Miller in Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)After infiltrating the real mansion and recording evidence about Volta’s plan with a phone, English is captured, but manages to escape and hijacks a driving school car. He fends off a chase by Volta to arrive safely back at MI7. However, he accidentally takes the wrong phone while exiting the car and fails to convince Pegasus and the Prime Minister about Volta’s schemes. The Prime Minister has had enough of English’s antics. She fires him and decides to proceed with the G12 meeting in Scotland. Bough convinces English to continue and stop Volta without MI7 support. They enlist the assistance of Bough’s wife, Lydia, the captain of a Navy submarine and arrive at the meeting location.Rowan Atkinson and Olga Kurylenko in Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)Up in the castle’s tower, Volta reveals to Ophelia that he has known her true identity as a spy since the very beginning,which is why he has sabotaged her attempts to kill him by immunizing himself to the poison she has attempted to use on him and rigging her handgun so that she can no longer fire it. Fortunately, English climbs up the tower using an exosuit and manages to intervene before Volta is able to kill Ophelia, but is ejected out due to a strap caught on a window and thus fails to capture Volta as Ophelia escapes. Volta now joins the Prime Minister and the other G12 nations’ leaders for the meeting. English tries to stop Volta unsuccessfully once again. Volta then reveals his true plan of extorting the G12 nations’ leaders for control over their countries’ data. English decides to call Pegasus for help, but forgets about a warning given by Lydia about using a phone near the submarine. His call inadvertently causes the submarine to launch a ballistic missile that homes in on English’s beacon left on the Dot Calm, destroying the yacht as a result. English – who is wearing a creaky suit of knight’s armour, Bough and Ophelia chase Volta, as he heads toward his chopper to escape. After Volta mocks English for not being able to catch him, English throws a tablet at Volta’s head, knocking him out and smashes Volta’s phone to stop the whole scheme. The Prime Minister praises English for his bravery, and he returns to school, where he finds his students greeting him back as a hero. The film ends as we see the headmaster about to eat an explosive Jelly Baby, much to English’s horror.Rowan Atkinson and Ben Miller in Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)Take it for what it is. It’s not meant to be a complexed and compellingly written story, it’s meant to entertain and make people laugh and it did that every single minute. This movie does not disappoint at all, ignore any bad reviews and go and watch it. See for yourself how fantastic Rowan Atkinson is.

REVIEW: JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN

CAST

Rowan Atkinsion (Mr. Bean)
Gillian Anderson (Hannibal)
Rosamund Pike (Gone Girl)
Dominic West (Punisher: Warzone)
Daniel Kaluuya (Black Panther)
Richard Schiff (The Cape)
Tim McInnerny (Blackadder)
Pik-Sen Lim (The Dumping Ground)
Stephen Campbell Moore (Man Up)
Burn Gorman (Game of Thrones)
Togo Igawa (Star Wars: The Last Jedi)
Mark Ivanir (Get Smart)
Benedict Wong (Doctor Strange)

Gillian Anderson, Rowan Atkinson, and Daniel Kaluuya in Johnny English Reborn (2011)Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson) has been training in Tibet following a botched mission in Mozambique (during which he failed to protect the newly elected president) when he is summoned by MI7. Under his new boss Pamela Thornton (Gillian Anderson), codename ‘Pegasus’, he is put on a mission to investigate a plot to assassinate the Chinese Premier during scheduled talks with the Prime Minister. He meets fellow agent and old acquaintance Simon Ambrose (Dominic West); MI7’s resident quartermaster, Patch Quartermain (Tim McInnerny); and junior agent Colin Tucker (Daniel Kaluuya), who will be English’s new assistant.Gillian Anderson, Rowan Atkinson, and Dominic West in Johnny English Reborn (2011)In Hong Kong, English finds former CIA agent Titus Fisher (Richard Schiff), who reveals himself to be a member of Vortex, a group responsible for sabotaging English’s Mozambique operation. He reveals Vortex holds a secret weapon that requires three metal keys to unlock, owned by himself and two other former spies. However, when he reveals his key, Fisher is killed by an elderly woman (Pik-Sen Lim) disguised as an apartment cleaner, and another guy steals the key. English chases the thief across Hong Kong, by means of easy solutions to hazardous routes the thief takes – for example, when the criminal slowly climbs down bamboo scaffolding, English simply takes an elevator. However, English is outwitted by another Vortex operative disguised as a flight attendant en route back to London, and is humiliated in a meeting with the Foreign Secretary and Pegasus when he attempts to present the key and the plans. He then mistakes Pegasus’s mother to be the cleaner assassin and attacks her at Pegasus’s daughter’s birthday party.Rowan Atkinson and Daniel Kaluuya in Johnny English Reborn (2011)Kate Sumner (Rosamund Pike), MI7’s behavioral psychologist, uses hypnosis to help English recall his suppressed memory of the Mozambique incident, revealing another Vortex operative, Russian spy Artem Karlenko (Mark Ivanir), who is masquerading as millionaire Sergei Pudovkin. English and Tucker meet Karlenko at an exclusive golf course outside London. However, mid game, the cleaner assassin critically injures Karlenko. English and Tucker try to bring him to a nearby hospital using a helicopter, but Karlenko dies upon reaching the hospital. However, Karlenko manages to pass his key to them and say the final key is held by a member of MI7 before he dies.Rowan Atkinson and Rosamund Pike in Johnny English Reborn (2011)Over dinner, English confides with Ambrose about the mole. and Ambrose tells English that he suspects Quartermain is the traitor. Tucker later confronts Ambrose in the bathroom about him being the mole, but English dismisses Tucker and lets Ambrose go free, giving him Karlenko’s key. At a church, English confronts Quartermain, but realizes he has been framed as the traitor. He manages to escape and hide at Sumner’s flat. After reviewing the footage of the Mozambique mission, Sumner realizes the assassin was manipulated by Vortex with a drug known as timoxeline barbebutenol.Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English Reborn (2011)While both English and Sunmer have dinner, Ambrose comes to pick Sunmer up, and English realizes Ambrose is the mole after recalling his memory in Mozambique. The cleaner assassin comes to the apartment to kill English, but he manages to escape through a garbage chute and makes for Tucker’s apartment. In Tucker’s flat, English persuades him to rejoin him to infiltrate Le Bastion, a fortress in the Swiss Alps where the talks are to be held, after apologizing for his mistake. In the fortress, however, English accidentally activates a distress beacon that alerts the guards of the fortress to their presence. Left with no choice, English commands Tucker to knock him out, so that the both of them may go up to the fortress. Having been taken into the fortress, English manages to get out of the body bag and warns Pegasus of the threat, but unknowingly imbibes the drink containing the drug. Ambrose, at the scene, commands English to subdue Pegasus.Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English Reborn (2011)Assigning English to be the Prime Minister’s bodyguard in place of Pegasus, Ambrose orders him to kill the Chinese Premier using a pistol disguised as lipstick, which was initially designed for Pegasus. However, English tries to resist the drug and prevent himself from shooting the premier. Tucker arrives and interrupts Ambrose’s communication feed briefly before Ambrose resets the communication, exposing himself to be the mastermind in the process. English resists again and shoots Ambrose, who escapes, but the drug enters its lethal stage, and English loses consciousness. Sumner arrives and is able to revive English with a passionate kiss. English pursues Ambrose down the mountainside. The two spies fight in an aerial tram, but English falls off the lift. Ambrose shoots at English, who tries to use his spy umbrella as a bulletproof shield, but later turns out to be a rocket launcher when English closes it. The rocket launcher destroys the lift, killing Ambrose.Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English Reborn (2011)Later on, Vortex is shut down and English is to have his knighthood reinstated by the Queen. During the ceremony, the cleaner assassin tries to kill English again while disguised as the queen, which leads English to attack the real Queen by accident, realizing his mistake only when the killer cleaner is finally caught by the others.Overall: I enjoyed this spy thriller spoof due Rowan. He is the perfect Johnny English, the underdog spy. And now were getting a third one this year. So more english to enjoy.

REVIEW: JOHNNY ENGLISH

CAST

Rowan Atkinsion (Mr. Bean)
John Malkovich (Red)
Natalie Imbruglia (Underdogs)
Ben Miller (The Prince and Me)
Greg Wise (Sense and Sensibility)
Kevin McNally (Pirates of The Caribbean)
Oliver Ford Davies (Christopher Robin)
Tim Pigott-Smith (Victoia & Abdul)

Rowan Atkinson and Natalie Imbruglia in Johnny English (2003)Johnny English is a kind hearted but inept “MI7” agent with dreams of being their most trusted employee. After Agent One dies in a submarine accident unknowingly caused by English, the remaining agents are assassinated via a bombing at Agent One’s funeral, leaving English as the lone surviving agent capable of finishing the mission Agent One left when he died. English is assigned to follow a plot to steal the Crown Jewels, which are on display at the Tower of London.At the display, English is head of security, and meets the mysterious Lorna Campbell. The power is cut, and the jewels are stolen. During the chaos, English accidentally knocks out the deputy head of security and pretends to fight an assailant out of sight. He later makes up a false description of the assailant to MI7 head Pegasus. English and his assistant Angus Bough find the jewels were removed via a hole dug beneath their display case. The two follow a tunnel, confronting the two thieves Dieter Klein and Klaus Vendetta. The two escape in a hearse, with English trying to pursue them, but he mistakes another hearse for the escaped vehicle, gatecrashing a funeral until Bough comes to his aid by pretending English is an escaped mental patient.English connects the thieves to Pascal Sauvage, a French prison entrepreneur who helped restore the Crown Jewels. Pegasus finds the claims of his involvement absurd and warns English not to involve Sauvage. In the car park, English and Bough are attacked by Vendetta, but are unharmed. English again encounters Lorna in a sushi restaurant as he recognized her motorcycle. During their meeting English is suspicious of her since he has seen her at two of their crime scenes and her records cannot be found on any government computer. English and Bough decide to break into Sauvage’s headquarters via parachutes, but English lands on a visually identical tower, which turns out to be the City Hospital, by mistake.Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English (2003)Going to the correct building, the two learn Sauvage, who is a descendant of Charles Edward Stuart, plans on making himself king, using an impostor to impersonate the Archbishop of Canterbury. Lorna arrives, revealed to be an Interpol agent tracking Sauvage. With evidence of Sauvage’s involvement, English crashes a reception hosted by Sauvage but he is suspended from work by Pegasus for his actions. With English knowing their plans, Sauvage scraps the fake Archbishop and instead sends his minions to force Queen Elizabeth II to abdicate by threatening her corgis, causing the entire line of succession to be swept clean for Sauvage to become king. Lorna, now in charge of the assignment by Pegasus, visits the depressed English and convinces him to travel with her to Sauvage’s French château to investigate.Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English (2003)Eavesdropping on Sauvage’s meeting with renowned criminals, English and Lorna learn Sauvage plans to turn the United Kingdom into the world’s biggest prison when he becomes king. English and Lorna are exposed when the former accidentally activates a microphone, and they are taken prisoners. English tries to steal the DVD of Sauvage’s plan, but accidentally drops it onto a tray of identical discs and takes the wrong one without looking. Bough rescues the two and they race to stop Sauvage’s coronation.Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English (2003)English crashes the coronation and discovers the Archbishop is the genuine article. Undeterred, English orders Bough to play the DVD, only to find it is camera footage of himself dancing in his bathroom in his underclothes to “Does Your Mother Know” by ABBA, Sauvage having bugged English’s flat beforehand. English sneaks away but swings in on a wire to steal St. Edward’s Crown from Sauvage. Sauvage angrily shoots at English with a pistol, causing him to drop the crown. Moments before Sauvage is crowned king, English drops from the wire after being shot, lands on the throne, and is crowned instead. Because of the crowning laws, English is now technically the King of England. In his singular act as king, English has Sauvage arrested and restores the Queen to the throne, simply requesting a knighthood as a reward.Rowan Atkinson, Natalie Imbruglia, and Ben Miller in Johnny English (2003)In the final scene, English and Lorna drive to southern France for a romantic holiday, only for English to accidentally launch Lorna out of the car by pressing the ejection seat button. Lorna lands in a hotel swimming pool, where Bough happens to be vacationing as well as a man identical to the assailant that English described to Pegasus earlier in the film.Rowan Atkinson, John Malkovich, and Natalie Imbruglia in Johnny English (2003)Johnny English is no where near as bad as what I expected. While it’s not the greatest nor the most intelligent film of recent times, it’s one that’s entertaining none the less. If your looking for something to sit down and watch, a film that will make you laugh without demanding much use of your Brain, then Johnny English is an ideal choice.