David Hewlett (Stargate: Atlantis)
Kate Hewlett (Dark Water)
Paul McGillion (Tomorrowland)
Christopher Judge (Stargate SG.1)
Rachel Luttrell (Stargate: Atlantis)
Patrick (David Hewlett) is single, loves his dog (Mars the Dog) and still lives in his parents’ house ten years after their death. Shortly before Christmas, Patrick’s sister Marilyn (Kate Hewlett) visits Patrick to introduce him to Ryan (Paul McGillion), a science fiction television star.
After accidentally knocking Ryan out with a cricket bat, Patrick is shocked to learn of Marilyn’s engagement to Ryan. Patrick also overhears a dialogue excerpt that Ryan cites over the phone, which makes Patrick believe that Ryan wants to kill Marilyn. From this time on, Patrick tries everything in his power to protect his sister. But an apparently fatal accident happens: While Patrick is on the phone with Marilyn, Ryan tries to mount Christmas lights and falls off the ladder. Patrick panics and tries everything to hide Ryan’s death from his sister. As such, Patrick arranges a blind date between Marilyn and Chris (Christopher Judge) to get time to dispose the body in the garden and in a lake nearby. But Ryan’s dead body reappears each time. When Marilyn alerts the police that Ryan is missing, Ryan’s aunt investigates Ryan’s disappearance. After first suspecting Marilyn, Patrick’s cover blows.
Because it looks bad for Marilyn, the siblings decide to dismember Ryan’s body and give it to Mars and the neighbors’ dogs as food. Finally, when Patrick admits that Ryan has basically always been a friend to him, Marilyn reveals her plan: She and Ryan just faked his death, and the body that Patrick has been trying to get rid of has been Marilyn’s sex doll all the time. Ryan has assumed the role of his aunt. Some time later, when Patrick grows comfortable with the idea to accept Ryan as his brother-in-law, Ryan’s sister Elise (Amanda Byram) arrives but is not enthused with the upcoming wedding. A love at first sight between Patrick and Elise is apparent. While Marilyn shows her sister-in-law to-be the house, Ryan leads Patrick to the lake, with a moose figure behind his back.You might recognize all of these actors (and much of the listed crew) from the TV shows Stargate Atlantis and Stargate SG-1. If you’re a fan of these shows, you’ll really enjoy seeing everyone in a very different role. If you’re not a Stargate fan or even a sci-fi geek, no worries. This won’t really take you there, except for poking a little fun at their other jobs. A Dog’s Breakfast is well worth watching as David Hewlett is sure to be a name to watch in the future.