REVIEW: BONES – SEASON 9

Starring

Emily Deschanel (Boogeyman)
David Boreanaz (Angel)
Michaela Conlin (Yellowstone)
Tamara Taylor (Lost)
T. J. Thyne (Ghost World)
John Francis Daley (Game Night)

David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel in Bones (2005)

Recurring / Notable Guest Cast

Carla Gallo (Superbad)
Mather Zickel (Rachel Getting Married)
Alastair Duncan (The Batman)
Freddie Prinze Jr. (Scooby Doo: The Movie)
John Ratzenberger (Cheers)
Millicent Martin (Grace and Frankie)
Brittany Ishibashi (Runaways)
Michael Grant Terry (Grimm)
Patricia Belcher (Jeepers Creepers)
Andrew Leeds (Office Christmas Party)
Reed Diamond (Dollhouse)
Rebecca McFarland (Two and a Half Men)
Brian Klugman (Cloverfield)
Chuck Liddell (Kick-Ass 2)
Ryan O’Neal (Love Story)
Cyndi Lauper (Vibes)
Eugene Byrd (Arrow)
Joel David Moore (Avatar)
Pej Vahdat (Shameless)
Ralph Waite (The Waltons)
Joanna Cassidy (Blade Runner)
Angela Alvarado (Showtime)
Joaquim de Almeida (24)
Loren Lester (Batman: TAS)
Malcolm Goodwin (Izombie)
Ben Lawson (Doubt)
Margo Harshman (Sorority Row)
Kelly Rutherford (Scream 3)
Chad Donella (Final Destination)
Mitchell Fink (Last Resort)
Robert Baker (The Originals)
Scott Lowell (Queer as Folk)
Jonno Roberts (Wrecked)
Robert Picardo (Stargate Atlantis)
Chris Browning (Westworld)
Nazneen Contractor (Heroes Reborn)
Ignacio Serricchio (Lost In Space)
David Starzyk (Veronica Mars)
Luke Kleintank (The Man In The High Castle)
Tiffany Hines (Nikita)
Eileen Grubba (Sons of Anarchy)
Courtney Gains (Children of The Corn)
Laura Spencer (The Big Bang Theory)

David Boreanaz, Emily Deschanel, and T.J. Thyne in Bones (2005)Bones returns for a welcome ninth season with its core cast, clever plots, and sense of humor intact. Forensic anthropologist Dr. Temperance “Bones” Brennan and her crack team of specialists at the Jeffersonian Institute continue to work with their FBI liaison, Special Agent Seeley Booth, on new and challenging criminal cases. First, however, the team will have to resolve their long-running, lethal battle with cyber-genius serial killer Christopher Pelant, who has stayed one step ahead of them while inflicting pain on each member of the cast.David Boreanaz, John Francis Daley, and Emily Deschanel in Bones (2005)When we last saw the team, they had barely survived their most recent encounter with Pelant. In a final twist of spite, Pelant blackmailed Booth into withdrawing his marriage proposal to Bones, while forbidding him to reveal the reason why. Booth’s promise puts a strain on his relationship with Bones. He will reach out to old Army buddies, including a CIA agent and a former priest turned bartender, for advice. Pelant has his own plan for separating Bones from Bones from Booth, permanently. The entire team will have to be on its mettle to head off Pelant’s insidious plot.David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel in Bones (2005)The ninth season continues to feature crime of the week murders for Bones, Booth, and the Jeffersonian lab rats to solve. One episode will have Booth and Bones resurrecting their undercover “Tony” and “Roxie” identities for a hilarious marriage retreat in which they talk all too frankly about their relationship. Psychologist Dr. Sweets will take a leave of absence to work in an outreach center, only to find himself drawn back into a gut-wrenching case involving a gang feud. As in past seasons, other members of the team, including Lab boss Dr. Saroyan, Dr. Hodgins, Angela, and the interns will have their moments in the spotlight.David Boreanaz, Michaela Conlin, Emily Deschanel, Mather Zickel, and Ty Panitz in Bones (2005)The biggest highlight is the Woman in White, featuring the wedding of the two leads after nine years they final tie the knot.

 

REVIEW: HALLOWEEN (2007)

CAST

Scout Taylor-Compton (The Core)
Malcolm McDowell (Star Trek: Generations)
Brad Dourif (Curse of Chucky)
Tyler Mane (X-Men)
Daeg Faerch (Hanock)
Sheri Moon Zombie (The Devil’s Rejects)
William Forsythe (The Rock)
Richard Lynch (Puppet Master 3)
Udo Kier (Blade)
Danny Trejo (Machete)
Danielle Harris (Left For Dead)
Kristina Klebe (Police State)
Courtney Gains (Children of The Corn)
Skyler Gisondo (The Three Stooges)
Dee Wallace (E.T.)
Bill Moseley (Army of Darkness)
Lew Temple (Domino)
Tom Towles (Fortress)
Leslie Easterbrook (Police Academy)
Pat Skipper (Erin Brockovich)
Daryl Sabara (Spy Kids)
Richmond Arquette (Broken Blood)
Ken Foree (The Lords of Salem)
Daniel Roebuck (Final Destination)
Sid Haig (The Devil’s Rejects)

On Halloween in Haddonfield, Illinois, having already shown signs of psychopathic tendencies, 10-year-old Michael Myers (Daeg Faerch) murders a school bully. Later that night, he murders his older sister Judith (Hanna R. Hall), his mother’s abusive boyfriend Ronnie (William Forsythe), and Judith’s boyfriend Steve (Adam Weisman). Only his baby sister, Angel Myers, is spared. After one of the longest trials in the state’s history, Michael is found guilty of first degree murder and sent to Smith’s Grove — Warren County Sanitarium under the care of child psychologist Dr. Samuel Loomis (Malcolm McDowell). Michael initially cooperates with Dr. Loomis, claiming no memory of the killings; his mother, Deborah (Sheri Moon Zombie), visits him regularly. Michael becomes fixated on his papier-mâché masks, closing himself off from everyone, even his mother. When Michael kills a nurse as Deborah is leaving from one of her visits, she can no longer handle the situation and commits suicide. For the next fifteen years, Michael (Tyler Mane) continues making his masks and not speaking to anyone. Dr. Loomis, having continued to treat Michael over the years, attempts to move on with his life and closes Michael’s case. Later, while being prepared for transfer to maximum security, Michael escapes Smith’s Grove, killing the sanitarium employees and a truck driver for his overalls, and makes his way back to Haddonfield. On Halloween, Michael arrives at his now abandoned childhood home, where he recovers the kitchen knife and Halloween mask.
The story shifts to Laurie Strode (Scout Taylor-Compton), and her friends Annie Brackett (Danielle Harris) and Lynda Van Der Klok (Kristina Klebe) on Halloween. Throughout the day, Laurie witnesses Michael watching her from a distance. That night, she goes to babysit Tommy Doyle (Skyler Gisondo). Meanwhile, Lynda meets with her boyfriend Bob (Nick Mennell) at Michael’s childhood home. Michael appears, murders them, and then heads to the Strode home, where he murders Laurie’s parents, Mason (Pat Skipper) and Cynthia (Dee Wallace). Dr. Loomis, having been alerted of Michael’s escape, comes to Haddonfield looking for Michael. After obtaining a gun, Loomis attempts to warn Sheriff Brackett (Brad Dourif) that Michael has returned to Haddonfield. Brackett and Dr. Loomis head to the Strode home, with Brackett explaining along the way that Laurie is actually Michael’s sister Angel.
Meanwhile, Annie convinces Laurie to babysit Lindsey Wallace (Jenny Gregg Stewart), a girl Annie is supposed to be watching, so she can have sex with her boyfriend Paul (Max Van Ville). Annie and Paul return to the Wallace home and during sex, Michael kills Paul and attacks Annie. Bringing Lindsey home, Laurie finds Annie on the floor, bloodied but alive, and calls the police. She is attacked by Michael, who chases her back to the Doyle home. Sheriff Brackett and Loomis hear the call announced over the radio and head toward the Wallace residence. Meanwhile, Michael kidnaps Laurie and takes her back to his home. Michael approaches Laurie and tries to show her that she is his younger sister, presenting a picture of the two siblings with their mother. Unable to understand, Laurie grabs Michael’s knife and stabs him before escaping the house; Michael chases her, but is repeatedly shot by Dr. Loomis.Laurie and Loomis are just about to leave when Michael grabs Laurie and heads back to the house. Loomis intervenes and tries to reason with Michael, but Michael attacks him by squeezing Loomis’s skull with his hands. Laurie takes Loomis’s gun and runs upstairs; she is chased by Michael, who, after cornering her on a balcony, charges her head-on, knocking both of them over the railing. Laurie finds herself on top of a bleeding Michael. Aiming Loomis’ gun at his face, she repeatedly pulls the trigger until the gun finally goes off just as Michael’s hand grips Laurie’s wrist.
I like this film. It does not diminish my enjoyment of Carpenter’s original, and neither does Carpenter’s original diminish my enjoyment of this film. As far as I’m concerned, they can co-exist as entirely separate entities, to be appreciated on their own terms.

REVIEW: CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984)

CAST
Peter Horton (Brimstone)
Linda Hamilton (The Terminator)
R.G. Armstrong (Predator)
John Franklin (The Addams Family)
Courtney Gains (Faster)
Julie Maddalena (Masked Rider)
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In the fictional town of Gatlin, Nebraska, Sarah, a small child who is a resident of the town, tells the story of how the town became a haven for a group of young cultists. The economy of the town is mostly agricultural, and the town is surrounded by vast cornfields. One particular year the corn crop fails and the people of Gatlin turn to prayer in an attempt to ensure a successful harvest. A young boy, Issac Chroner, takes all the children of Gatlin into a cornfield and preaches to them about the prophecies of a strange, bloodthirsty incarnation of the Abrahamic God called “He Who Walks Behind The Rows”. Issac, through his lieutenant Malachai, leads the children in a revolution, brutally killing all of the adults in the town. Over the ensuing years, the children take any adults passing through as sacrifices.
Three years later, Vicky and her boyfriend Burt pass through Nebraska while driving cross-country to Burt’s new job as a physician in Seattle, Washington. As they travel in their car they hit a small boy out on the highway, one of the Gatlin children who tried to escape the iron hand of the syncretistic death cult. After some inspection of the body and the boy’s suitcase, Burt determines that the child had had his throat slit before being hit by the car and had already been dead for a couple hours. Leaving the body on the road, they take the blood-soaked suitcase as evidence and set out to find the nearest telephone to call for help. Pulling into a rundown service station, they encounter an old man who refuses to help due to his secret agreement with the children to supply them with oil and gasoline in exchange for his life. However, Malachai breaks the pact against Isaac’s will and murders the old man and his dog once Burt and Vicky leave.
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Vicky and Burt finally end up in seemingly abandoned Gatlin. The two enter a small diner hoping to find a phone, but find that the diner is abandoned and strewn with dead corn leaves. While searching an abandoned house, the two encounter Sarah, who explains that she is hiding from Isaac and Malachai. Isaac leaves Vicky to stay with Sarah in the house and goes on foot into town to continue searching for a phone. He finds that most of the buildings are in a state similar to the diner; rundown and strewn with corn leaves. Even the school and the town hall are abandoned, with various lines from Isaac’s sermons written on the walls in blood. Meanwhile, at the house, Vicky is ambushed by Malachai and a group of followers, led to her location by the parked car Vicky and Burt came in. Vicky is captured and brought to a clearing in the cornfield where she is lifted onto a cross, ready to be sacrificed.
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Downtown, Burt enters the church to find a congregation of children performing a birthday ritual for an older teenager, in which a pentagram is cut into the boy’s chest and his blood is consumed by the congregation. The girl leading the ritual tells Burt about He Who Walks Behind The Rows, and about the ritual: that it is a preparation for the ritual sacrifice of a child who has grown to adulthood. Burt is attacked by the girl and flees the church, finding Sarah and learning that Vicky is being held hostage. Burt is chased through the town and is rescued when Job, Sarah’s brother, stops him and beckons for him to hide in the fallout shelter built by the siblings’ father, now deceased.
Meanwhile, in the clearing, Isaac scolds Malachai for breaking the pact with the old man, whose gasoline is needed by the children. However, Malachai and the others have grown weary of Issac’s arrogance. Assuming command over the children, Malachai orders for Issac to be sacrificed in Vicky’s place. A furious Issac warns them that they will all be punished for this affront, as by sacrificing him they will have broken their covenant with He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Night soon falls and Burt enters the cornfield, stealthily waiting for the right moment to intervene. Suddenly, an unnatural wind descends upon the field and a bright, amorphous light seemingly devours the screaming Issac. Burt attacks and battles Malachai, telling the children that their minds have been poisoned and their humanity sacrificed in the name of a false god. As Malachai tries to regain control of the children, a demonic voice calls out to him. Isaac’s bloodied corpse appears, seemingly reanimated and speaking in an unnaturally deep and commandingly loud voice. Burt, Vicky, and all the children flee the scene as Isaac seizes and kills Malachai by breaking his neck.
The wind becomes a terrible storm that gathers over the cornfield as Vicky and Burt gather the children inside a barn to protect them from both the storm and the supernatural forces at work. As the storm intensifies all around them, Sarah shows a Bible verse to Vicky and Burt that indicates that they must destroy the cornfield for the evil to cease (it is heavily implied that He Who Walks Behind The Rows is not the God of the Bible but an aspect of the Devil). While filling the irrigation pumps with gasohol fuel, He Who Walks Behind The Rows (this time in the form of both a demonic red cloud) lashes out at Burt, and prepares to destroy the barn. However, Burt is able to spray the fields with the flammable liquid and lights a Molotov cocktail, tossing it into the field, burning it and seemingly destroying the demon.
Vicky, Burt, Sarah and Job survive and are able to leave Gatlin as the cornfields burn. They arrive back at the car but see that it had been disabled by the children earlier. Deciding to walk the 19 miles to the nearest town, Burt sits in the front seat and searches in the glove compartment for a map. Suddenly, the teenage girl who was leading the pre-sacrifice ritual at the church earlier jumps out at her from the back seat and attempts to stab her. Burt grapples with her and manages to escape the car. Burt knocks the girl out with the passenger door, and the four leave the scene.
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Children of the Corn has sort of stood up to the test of time. If nothing else it’s interesting to see Linda Hamilton in a completely different role to her most known part as Terminator’s cyborg-killing Sarah Conner. I found the second half of the film more engaging than the first. My advice: if you haven’t seen this before and are watching it again for the nostalgia factor, know what you’re getting. It’s a bit cheesy in places, but still pretty good fun for a film that takes itself very seriously.

REVIEW: SUPERBOY – SEASON ONE

 

CAST

John Newton (Tru Calling)
Stacy Haiduk (Heroes)
James Calvert (House)

RECURRING / NOTABLE GUEST STARS

Peter White (Armageddon)
Scott Wells (The Taking of Beverly Hills)
Michael Manno (B.L. Sryker)
Abe Vigoda (The Godfather)
Courtney Gains (Children of The Corn)
Leif Garrett (Wonder Woman TV)
Salome jens (Star Trek:DS9)
Stuart Whitman (The Comancheros)
Marc Macaulay (Swamp Thing: The Series)
George Chakiris (West Side Story)
Gary Lockwood (Star Trek)
Michael J. Pollard (Scrooged)
Liz Vassey (Two and a Half Men)
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (Mortal Kombat Legacy)
John Matuszak (The Goonies)
Joaquin Phoenix (Gladiator)
Joseph Campanella (Guding Light)
Gail O’Grady (NYPD Blues)
Sybil Danning (Halloween)
Rance Howard (A Beautiful Mind)

I knew a couple of people who enjoyed the Superboy TV show (later re-named the Adventures of Superboy) when it was airing in the late 80’s and early 90’s. Running for four seasons in syndication, the program had a fair following. Iyla & Alexander Salkind who were behind the 80’s Superman films. This first season takes a good few episodes before it becomes the hidden gem it was destined to be.

A majority of the villains are your run-of-the-mill crooks too. Though there are some aliens who cause some trouble, but the majority of the foes are just ordinary people, and that doesn’t make for an exciting program.

The actor playing Lex is really bad, which is why from season two hje was replaced. The worst acting job award goes to Michael J. Pollard who played the 5th dimensional magical imp Mr. Mxyzptlk. This nemesis, taken straight from the comics and appearing in an episode written by comic legend Denny O’Neil would have been a lot better if Pollard had ever read one of the comics or even had a basic understanding of the character. He plays the mischievous menace without any of the humor or light-heartedness that makes his comic appearances so memorable. All of the imp’s lines are delivered in a flat monotone and the actor never gets in the spirit of the character. The show does improve over the course of the season, and was fun to watch. The Beast and Beauty where a someone dresses up as Superboy and robs stores was good, and the final episode in the season, Luthor Unleashed, was arguably the best. In this show a young Luthor steals a secret weapon and agrees to sell it to the person who can kill Superboy. They also adapt Luthor’s origin from the comics which worked very well. If the whole series was as good as this episode it would have been more  enjoyable