REVIEW: TWO AND A HALF MEN – SEASON 12

Starring

Ashton Kutcher (The Ranch)
Jon Cryer (Supergirl)
Conchata Ferrell (Krampus)
Amber Tamblyn (Girlfriend’s Day)
Marin Hinkle (Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle)
Edan Alexander (Irreplaceable You)
Holland Taylor (D.E.B.S.)

Recurring / Notable Guest Cast

Kris Iyer (Buffy: TVS)
Michael Bolton (Teen Titans Go To The Movies)
Mimi Rogers (Ginger Snaps)
Courtney Thorne-Smith (Melrose Place)
Maggie Lawson (Santa Clarita Diet)
Ryan Stiles (Hot Shots)
D.B. Sweeney (Ice)
Clark Duke (Kick-Ass)
Alessandra Torresani (Caprica)
Melanie Lynskey (Heavenly Creatures)
Richard Riehle (Office Space)
Deanna Russo (Burning Love)
David Denman (Power Rangers)
Bill Smitrovich (Ted)
Gary Anthony Williams (Batman: The Dark Knight Returns)
Vernee Watson (The Big Bang Theory)
Judy Greer (Jurassic World)
Angus T. Jones (Bringing Down The Hous)
April Bowlbry (Doom PAtrol)
Missi Pyle (Gone Girl)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
John Stamos (Full House)
Jennifer Taylor (Shameless)
Christian Slater (True Romance)
Sophie Winkleman (Chronicles of Narnia)
Emmanuelle Vaugier (Human Target)

Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher in Two and a Half Men (2003)Walden has a near-death experience, which causes him to take a good, long look at his life. Realizing his life has amounted to a whole lot of nothing so far, he tells Alan that he would like to adopt a child in order to add some meaning to his life. Walden soon discovers that it is next to impossible to adopt a child as a single dad, so he proposes to his roommate and long-time friend, Alan, and the two pose as a gay couple and ultimately adopt Louis. Of course, it wouldn’t be a season of Two and a Half Men if our guys didn’t behave badly, so it’s not long before Walden and Alan are scrambling to keep their secret while figuring out how to have some manly fun with the women in their lives!Ashton Kutcher in Two and a Half Men (2003)The Season story is mostly about the adoption of Louis, its a nice heartfelt story of two men trying t oraise an adoptive child, whilst trying to hide the fact they are both straight. When we get to the last few episodes we see both men in happy relationships, but the main event is obviously the last episode which features great guest stars such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christian Slater, and a whole host of returning cast members including, Jake. after 12 season the show still surprises and the final episode is a worth while conclusion to a show that has been on the air for 12 years.

REVIEW: ZOOLANDER

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CAST

Ben Stiller (Dodgeball)
Owen Wilson (Wedding Crashers)
Christine Taylor (Tropic Thunder)
Will Ferrell (Elf)
Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil)
David Duchovny (The X-Files)
Jon Voight (Transformers)
Jerry Stiller (The Heartbreak Kid)
Judah Friedlander (Meet The Parents)
Nathan Lee Graham (Hitch)
Alexander Skarsgård (Battleship)
Christian slater (Hollow Man 2)
Cuba Gooding Jr. (Jerry Maguire)
Natalie Portman (Thor)
Davie Bowie (Labryinth)
Garry Shandling (Iron Man 2)
Lukas Haas (Inception)
Justin Theroux (American Psycho)
Andy Dick (Dude, Wheres My Car?)
Jennifer Coolidge (2 Broke Girls)
Nora Dunn (New Girl)
James Marsden (Superman Returns)
Patton Oswalt (Caprica)
Sandra Bernhard (Footsteps)
Stephen Dorff (Blade)
Vince Vaughn (The Break-Up)
Billy Zane (The Scorpion King 3)
Lenny Kravitz (The Hunger Games)

The dim-witted but good-natured Derek Zoolander is ousted as the top male fashion model by the rising star, Hansel, and his reputation is further tarnished by a critical article from journalist Matilda Jeffries. After his three roommates and colleagues are killed in a “freak gasoline-fight accident” (where they spray each other with station gasoline and one of them lights a cigarette), Derek announces his retirement from modeling and attempts to reconnect with his father Larry and brothers Luke and Scrappy by helping in the coal mines. Derek’s delicate methods make him an impractical miner, and his family rejects him.
Meanwhile, fashion mogul Jacobim Mugatu and Derek’s model agent Maury Ballstein are charged by the fashion industry to find a model who can be brainwashed into assassinating the new progressive-leaning Prime Minister of Malaysia, allowing them to retain cheap child labor in the country. Though Mugatu has previously refused to work with Derek for any show, Derek accepts Mugatu’s offer to star in the next runway show. Mugatu takes Derek to his headquarters, masked as a day spa, where Derek is conditioned to attempt the assassination when the song “Relax” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood is played. Matilda, feeling partially responsible for Derek’s retirement, becomes suspicious of Mugatu’s offer and, tipped off by an anonymous caller, tries to enter the spa, but is thrown out. Matilda tries to voice her concerns to Derek once he leaves, but he ignores her.
Matilda follows Derek to a pre-runway party, where, upon being challenged by Hansel, Derek loses to Hansel in a “walk-off” judged by David Bowie. Matilda receives another anonymous call to meet at a nearby cemetery. Matilda along with Derek find the anonymous caller is hand model J.P. Prewett, who explains that the fashion industry has been behind several political assassinations, and the brainwashed models are soon killed after they have completed their task (J.P. escaped because he himself is a hand model and so is smarter than the “face and body boys” like Derek.) Before J.P. can explain more, Katinka, Mugatu’s tough henchwoman, and her aides attack the group, forcing Derek and Matilda to flee. They decide to go to Hansel’s home, the last place they believe Mugatu will think to look, and Derek, Hansel, and Matilda bond. Matilda admits the reason she hates models is because, as a child, she was bullied for being overweight and developed bulimia, and she believes models hurt people’s self-esteem. Derek and Hansel resolve their differences while partaking of Hansel’s collection of narcotics and participating in group sex with Matilda and others. While recovering, Derek also finds that he is falling in love with Matilda. Derek and Hansel break into Maury’s offices to find evidence of the assassination plot, but cannot operate his computer to find them. Derek leaves for the show, Hansel following later with the computer in hand, believing that, as told to him by Matilda, “the files are in the computer”.
Milla Jovovich, Will Ferrell, and Nathan Lee Graham in Zoolander (2001)
Matilda tries to intercept Derek before the show, but Katinka thwarts her attempt. As Derek takes the runway, Mugatu’s disc jockey starts playing “Relax”, activating Derek’s mental programming. Before Derek can reach the Prime Minister, Hansel breaks into the DJ booth, and switches the music to Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit”, breaking Derek’s conditioning. Hansel and the DJ have a brief “breakdance” fight before Hansel eventually unplugs the system, moments before Derek was about to snap the Prime Minister’s neck. Mugatu attempts to cover up the incident, but Hansel offers Maury’s computer as evidence, smashing it to the ground which he believes would release the incriminating files. Though the evidence is destroyed, Maury steps forward and reveals he had backed up the files, and offers to turn over the evidence of the assassination plot after years of guilt for his complicity in the conspiracy.
David Bowie, Ben Stiller, and Owen Wilson in Zoolander (2001)Mugatu attempts to kill the Prime Minister himself by throwing a shuriken, but Derek stops him by unleashing his ultimate model look, “Magnum”, that stuns everyone and causes the shuriken to freeze in the air in front of Derek’s face and fall harmlessly to the ground. At Derek’s hometown, Larry is watching the event on TV, and proudly acknowledges Derek as his son. Mugatu is arrested, and Derek is thanked by the Prime Minister. In the film’s dénouement, Derek, Hansel, and Maury have left the fashion industry to start “The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too”. Derek and Matilda are shown as now having a son named Derek Zoolander, Jr., who has already developed his first modeling look.
Milla Jovovich, Ben Stiller, and Will Ferrell in Zoolander (2001)

Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson are back again in this hilarious insight into the male modelling profession.  this film is not to be taken seriously and all thoughts of realism should be left behind before you press play. ‘Zoolander’ has a great array of characters, each with their own comedic style and a certain amount of quirkiness. ‘Zoolander’ is a great comedy film .

REVIEW: BEYOND THE STARS

CAST

Martin Sheen (The Amazing Spider-Man)
Christian Slater (True Romance)
Robert Foxworth (Syriana)
Sharon Stone (Catwoman)
Olivia d’Abo (Conan The Destroyer)
F. Murrary Abrahams (Last Action Hero)
Don S. Davis (Stargate SG.1)
William B. Davis (The X-Files)

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Eric (Christian Slater) has his dream in sight and is willing to do anything to one day accomplish it. Eric wants to walk among the stars and touch the face of the moon. When he is sent to his father’s house in Ceder Bay Oregon for shooting a model rocket through a school window; He realizes that an ex-astronaut (Martin Sheen) is living in the same town as his father. To Eric this man is a legend, someone who has been where he one day wants to go. Eric meets a beautiful girl who just so happens to know this living hero. But Paul Andrews (The Astronaut), is nothing but; He is now a drunk, who wants to be left alone and never wants to talk about his time away from our home.

Eric is severly hurt but eventually decides to do what ever it takes to be Paul’s friend. Eric gets his break when Mr. Andrews offers him to help in constructing a grand greenhouse. Knowing that he won’t get any money, Eric still agrees to help him. And through this decision they grow as true friends and there friendship eventually brings Eric and his father closer than they’ve ever been before. What Eric doesn’t know is that some years earlier on Paul’s last mission to the moon; He stumbled upon something magical buried within a crater. And as he was attempting to uncover the ancient relic a heavy cloud of radiation caught up with him, taking a piece of his life as it passed by. Paul knew that he was poisoned and that it was too late to escape the wrath of the deadly cloud; So he ordered his men to safely lock the hatch to the pod. They had to set helplessly, knowing that through the passage of many years the radiation would eventually take the rest of him. Paul decided in the dark of the lunar surface that the relic would be his and that no one would ever find out – that is, until Eric comes along. This story is an inspiring. It asks so many important questions and shows us that friendship is an important part of life; Without it this world would be an empty place. This movie in a way models our own life – We all dream – We all want our privacy – And we all question our own existence.

REVIEW: GUNS, GIRLS & GAMBLING

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CAST

Christian Slater (Interview With The Vmapire)
Powers Booth (Agents of SHIELD)
Dane Cook (Good Luck Chuck)
Jeff Fahey (Lost)
Chris Kattan (Undercover Brother)
Helena Mattsson (Iron Man 2)
Gary Oldman (The Dark Knight rises)
Sam Trammell (True Blood)
Tony Cox (Bad Santa)
Megan Park (What If)
Anthony Brandon Wong (The Matrix Reloaded)
Anthony Azizi (Priest)

John Smith (Christian Slater) is down on his luck. His girlfriend left him for a doctor. He headed to an Indian Reservation casino only to have his wallet stolen by a hooker. His money was in a security wallet though, so he enters an Elvis Impersonation contest and loses but then proceeds to plays cards with four other Elvis impersonators: The Winner Elvis (Gary Oldman), Gay Elvis (Chris Kattan), Little Person Elvis (Tony Cox), and Asian Elvis (Anthony Brandon Wong). They beat him at cards enough times to bankrupt him and then he dozes off. He gets woken up by casino security guards who think he stole a priceless ancient Indian mask.

It turns out that the owner of the casino “The Chief” had the ancient Indian Mask in a saferoom and now it’s gone and witnesses saw an Elvis impersonator steal it, so John becomes the prime suspect. The two Indian security guards figure John didn’t take it but they still decide to kill him while they hunt for the real culprit, presumably Winner Elvis. The Chief says he will pay 1 million dollars for its return. The last thing John sees is them opening the trunk of his car, then writing down Elvis’s address, then they knock him out.
Meanwhile, we get introduced to a hitwoman known as “The Blonde” who quotes Edgar Allan Poe before killing her victims. She confronts Gay Elvis and asks where the mask is. He tells her he doesn’t have it. She kills him and leaves one of John Smith’s credit cards on his corpse (apparently she is allied with John’s wallet thief).
John regains consciousness and is still in the trunk of the car. He busts out and finds the Indian security guards shot dead. He gets Winner Elvis’s address and goes to his house. When he gets home, he meets Elvis’s neighbor Cindy (Megan Park). They realize the mask isn’t there, but they find Asian Elvis’s address and go to his house. On the way there, they are almost shot to death by another hitman “The Cowboy” (Jeff Fahey) and his sidekick Mo. They also encounter “The Rancher” (Powers Boothe). He explains that he hired the Elvises to steal the mask because he used to have it. It is revealed through a flashback that back in the 1960s, a family consisting of a father, mother, and son were working for the rancher and transporting the mask. They reached a train station only to get ambushed by Indians who killed the family and took back the mask. Now he wants it back and will pay 1 million dollars to whoever gets it.
Jeff Fahey in Guns, Girls and Gambling (2012)
They leave and go to Asian Elvis’s house. He tries to kill them before getting tomahawked to death by another hitman “The Indian”. They escape and head back to Elvis’s house only to have Little Man Elvis show up with a gun asking them where the mask is. Before he can shoot them, The Blonde shows up and kills Little Man Elvis. John suggests calling the sheriff only to have Cindy explain that there are two sheriffs and both are corrupt. One is on The Chief’s payroll and the other is on The Rancher’s payroll. As they are leaving, they run into The Sheriffs who arrest John for Little Man Elvis’s murder. However, Cindy posts bail and they are released. But the Sheriffs know that John knows more than he’s letting on so they follow him.
Meanwhile, Winner Elvis is on the way to delivering the mask only to have his car break down. He hikes a long way and gets to a bus stop. As he boards the bus, The Blonde enters and shoots him. As he is dying he whispers something to The Blonde and she smiles real big. The bus driver is on the phone with someone and The Blonde deduces that he is in cahoots with The Rancher and The Chief playing both sides. She kills him as well.
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Later, John, Cindy, and The Sheriffs make it to the bus. They see Elvis and the bus driver’s bodies inside the bus and written on them is “Bring the mask and John Smith to Station 12”. Station 12 is the same station where the family was killed in the 60s. As they’re leaving, The Cowboy and Mo show up and reveal that The Cowboy is a fast sharpshooter who killed the two Indian security guards earlier in the film. As The Sheriffs are drawing their guns, The Cowboy kills them both. Then The Indian shows up and tomahawks The Cowboy and Mo before they can get a shot off. The Indian accompanies them to Station 12.
Gary Oldman in Guns, Girls and Gambling (2012)
As they show up, The Rancher and The Chief also show up each holding a briefcase with 1 million dollars. At this point, Cindy reveals that she is The Rancher’s daughter and was following John to make sure he would find the mask for her father. The Blonde comes out and instructs them to hand their briefcases to John and he enters the station alone. The Indian has a better idea and runs in with his tomahawk to kill The Blonde. The Indian then tries to attack The Blonde, but she blocks all of his attacks. She then kicks him several times, knocking him out. Then The Blonde shoots The Indian and kills him. She re-emerges and repeats her instructions promising more deaths if they don’t comply. John takes the briefcases and enters the station. As he enters, he and The Blonde embrace. They are scamming everybody. It turns out that the family that was killed in the 60s was John Smith’s parents. They had an Indian servant who hid John in the floorboard of the station and told them Indians that he was dead too. The servant was part of a rival Indian tribe “The Hobi”. The mask really belonged to her tribe and The Chief stole it from her. The Blonde is the girlfriend who left John Smith at the beginning of the movie because she realized she liked women. However, she knew what happened to John’s family so she stuck around long enough to assist him. Also, when John told her she would get one of the briefcases, that enticed her further. John and The Blonde emerge from the station and tell The Rancher and The Chief why they are doing this. Also, she tells them that Elvis destroyed the mask when he realized he wouldn’t be able to sell it. That was what he said to her before dying.
Helena Mattsson in Guns, Girls and Gambling (2012)
John tells The Rancher and The Chief that he’s keeping one briefcase because of what they did to his family. The Blonde tells them she will return and kill them if they try to retaliate. Then she leaves with the other briefcase on a motorcycle driven by the woman who stole John’s wallet. She is actually the doctor that The Blonde left him for posing as a hooker. At this point, he finds Elvis’s car and repairs it and drives it. It only broke down before because he sabotaged it in a way that could be repaired. Also, he actually tried to steal the mask earlier in the film, but Elvis caught him doing it and knocked him out and took it for himself. It turns out the Indian servant was in on the scam too. The mask wasn’t really destroyed. John returns it to her since her tribe rightfully owns it. Elvis actually told The Blonde “Elvis has left the building” before dying. She just lied about his last words.And finally, it is revealed that his name isn’t even John Smith. Someone he bumped into at the beginning of the movie is really John Smith and he pickpocketed him.

Similar to Smokin Aces but with more humour enjoyable movie I wasn’t expecting too much but was surprised plenty of twists and turns, recommended as a good watch