REVIEW: LEGALLY BLONDES

 

CAST

Milly Rosso (The Suite Life of Zack & Cody)
Becky Rosso (The Suite Life of Zack & Cody)
Christopher Cousins (The Vampire Diaries)
Brittany Curran (13 Going on 30)
Lisa Barnes (Gone Girl)
Curtis Armstrong (New Girl)
Rose Abdoo (My Best Friends Wedding)
Bobby Campo (Scream: The Series)
Chad Broskey (Arwin!)

Resident-Evil-The-Final-Chapter-Final-Poster-Featured.jpgStarting in Great Britain, Isabelle “Izzy” and Annabelle “Annie” Woods  are introduced as clever twin girls with a love for pink like their cousin, Elle Woods. They and their widowed father are moving to Southern California where they will be staying in Elle’s home. Elle is now a successful Lobbyist. Awaiting the girls are a pair of chihuahua dogs, their giddiness is cut short when they find out they are going to attend Pacific Preparatory, Elle’s alma mater, a private school requiring uniforms. Upon their first day, Izzy and Annie are registering themselves and they sign for ID cards. They also start off on the wrong foot with Tiffany Donohugh (Brittany Curran), the spoiled daughter of a primary funder of “Pac Prep.” And they also meet Chris, who is almost immediately smitten with Annie.milly-and-becky-rosso-and-legally-blondes-galleryTiffany later apologizes for her rude behavior and befriends the twins, although she is doing it merely to “keep her enemies close.” Annie and Izzy believe Tiffany to be a sweet person, though she dislikes classmates on scholarship. However, her true colors come out, when she embarrasses Annie and Izzy at a formal dance, revealing that they are on partial scholarship at the school. Izzy and Annie rekindle their friendships with the other scholarship students, including Chris (Bobby Campo). Izzy wants to help Chris get closer to Annie, but in several instances, Annie believes Chris to like Izzy. The twins and their friends believe the uniforms are stifling their creativity and they redo their clothing while still cleverly abiding by the school’s many rules.maxresdefaultChris and Izzy are later accused of cheating on a big history test and they all set out to prove the school wrong. Izzy and Annie suspect Tiffany and Justin are behind this and find that Chris and Tiffany have the same backpack that comes with a lock and key; in Chris’s locked zipper pocket, he keeps a master-key that opens all doors in the school (and was found broken off in the lock their history teacher’s office), for his work-studies to help pay off his scholarship. They discover that the keys and locks for the backpacks are the same, any key will open any lock. On the floor of the teacher’s private office, where the answer key to the test is kept, they discover red markings that match the marks that Justin’s expensive shoes create. They conclude that Tiffany told Justin the uber code to access the answers to the test from their teacher’s computer.6607ac2a43a5d22e67498ec4df18701bWith this new piece of information, Annie and Izzy set to prove Izzy’s innocence. In student court, Annie poses as Izzy when she is locked in the bathroom by Justin, and defeats her fear of public speaking. Even as Izzy escapes and returns to the court, Annie points out that Justin owns a new cell phone, one that has not yet been released to the public, and could only have been gotten from one person: the daughter of the creator of both the phone and the uber code, Tiffany Donohugh. Justin, who is irritated by noises such as pencils being sharpened and pen clicks, struggles to hold himself together as the supporters of the twins and Chris click their pens. He finally admits to framing Chris and Izzy on Tiffany’s behalf and Tiffany, upon chewing him out for letting “a blonde make (him) crack”, admits to masterminding the whole plot, though she protests that she cannot be punished since her father is a major founder and continuous donor of the school. Despite this, Headmistress Elsa Higgins expels them both for their attempt to frame their classmates for theft and cheating, and their numerous violations of the Pac Prep honor code in the process.720full-cruel-intentions-2-screenshotAt the end of the movie, Annie and Chris dance together at a school dance and Izzy does the same with Brad (a secret scholarship student who assisted the twins in student court by ringing Justin’s phone). The twins and their friends have now become popular at Pac Prep. As for Tiffany and Justin, they wind up facing the consequences for their actions as they are apparently cut off from their wealth as punishment from their parents for their crimes and for shaming their families, who founded the school, and are seen boarding a rowdy student-filled bus and being whisked off to public school, much to their horror.alg-blonde-jpgThis movie is what you’d expect from the description. It’s daft, and has the most painful “English” accents. As with Legally Blonde, most of the story is told by haircuts and accessories. If you disliked the first movies, skip it. If you liked the first movies, then I recommend it fully.

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REVIEW: SCREAM: THE SERIES – SEASON 1 – THE DANCE / REVELATIONS

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MAIN CAST

Willa Fitzgerald (Gotham)
Bex Taylor-Klaus (Arrow)
John Karma (Premature)
Amadeus Serafini (Smoke)
Carlson Young (True Blood)
Jason Wiles (Zodiac)
Tracy Middendorf (New Nightmare)
Tom Maden (Killer Coach)

GUEST CAST

Bella Thorne (Amityville; The Awakening)
Amelia Rose Blaire (True Blood)
Bobby Campo (The Final Destination)

THE DANCE

Mr. Branson is taken into custody for the murders, but Emma starts to suspect his innocence when Kieran is placed in the spotlight. Sheriff Hudson is attacked by the killer and Piper and Emma visit Mrs. James, Brandon’s mother, who reveals the identity of Brandon’s son. Brooke plans her Halloween after-party.

REVELATIONS

Mr. Branson has escaped when Deputy Roberts is murdered by the killer, and the search for Sheriff Hudson is on. He is later found, and dies from his injuries. The group is splintered, with Jake, Audrey, Brooke, and Kieran unaware of the killer’s grand finale. Unable to reach them, Noah and Emma take things into their own hands, racing against time to save their friends. The killer claims yet another victim, a random party goer named Greyson, and injures Audrey. The killer also chases Brooke before locking her inside a freezer, where he attacks and non-fatally stabs her through the walls of the freezer. But when her mother is taken by the killer, Emma must rescue her, and when the killer is revealed, she must stop the Lakewood Slasher, once and for all. Once Emma is at the dock, the killer confronts her and Maggie, before being revealed to be Piper Shaw. She is Emma’s long lost sister, and Brandon James’ daughter. She reveals her entire plan to Emma and her mother, then attacks Emma. She is shot dead by Audrey and Emma. Emma’s mother is taken to the hospital, and everyone begins grieving. Noah takes over Piper’s podcast.During his first episode on the podcast, Noah talks about the possibility of Piper having had an accomplice since when Will was attacked Piper had been a supposed victim of the killer. It it then revealed Audrey had exchanged letters with Piper months prior to the murders, which she is shown burning, implying that she was somehow involved with the murders, possibly being Piper’s accomplice.Choosing to end the first season on Halloween was brilliant, having the big revelations come about at Halloween was also a good idea, I absolutely loved these episodes and the big reveal in the finale was  awesome.

REVIEW: THE FINAL DESTINATION

 

CAST

Bobby Campo (Scream: The Series)
Shantel VanSanten (The Flash)
Nick Zano (Legends of Tomorrow)
Haley Webb (Teen Wolf)
Mykelti Williamson (Con Air)
Krista Allen (Andromeda)

College student Nick O’Bannon attends a race at the McKinley Speedway with his girlfriend Lori Milligan and their friends; Hunt Wynorski and Janet Cunningham when he suddenly has a premonition of a terrible accident that sends debris into the stadium, killing several people and causing the stadium to collapse. In his panic, Nick inadvertently starts an argument with Carter Daniels, who demands his wife stay as he chases them out of the stadium. Mechanic Andy Kewzer and his girlfriend Nadia Monroy along with mother Samantha Lane also exit the stadium followed by security guard George Lanter. When the accident occurs, George prevents Carter from going in after his wife and a scuffle ensues. As she is yelling at the group, Nadia is suddenly decapitated by a tire flying out of the stadium.

Several days after the disaster, a drunken Carter tries to set a cross ablaze on George’s front lawn blaming him for preventing him from saving his wife, but a chain of events causes his tow truck to start driving on its own and as Carter tries to regain control, he is grabbed by the towing chain and is blown up by his truck catching fire with the very gas he was using. The following day, Samantha is finishing up at a beauty parlor when a rock propelled by a lawn mower suddenly impales her eye and kills her. After reading about the events in the paper, Nick becomes convinced that death is coming after them for evading their fates at the stadium. Hunt and Janet are dubious, but they manage to convince George about what is happening. The group arrives to warn Andy, but he is killed when a tank, propelled by a chain reaction from a faulty wench launches him through a chain link fence. After receiving a premonition involving water, Nick tries to warn Hunt, who has gone for one last conquest at the pool, while George and Lori try to find Janet, who becomes immobilized in a malfunctioning car wash. Hunt drops his lucky coin in the water after an accidental placement of a toy turned the pool’s drain on. As he dives into the pool, he is pulled down to the drain where the pressure mounts, and his insides are eventually ripped into the draining system before Nick can rescue him. George and Lori rescue Janet from the car wash at the last second. Afterwards, George admits to having tried to commit suicide due to his family being killed in a car accident the year before that he believes was his fault, but every suicide attempt has failed. Lori believes saving Janet must have saved the rest of them from death’s plan and the group celebrates instead.

Four days later, Nick then remembers a cowboy; Jonathan Groves, they had jeered at during the race, who had changed seats prior to the premonition coming true and he and George track him down at a hospital, where he remained in traction following being recovered from the stadium’s debris. After a bathtub left on in the floor above causes his electric equipment to start sparking, falling from his bed and trying to cross the room, Nick and George witness him being crushed as the tub crashes through the weakened floor. Afterward, George is suddenly obliterated by a speeding ambulance and Nick realizes that Janet and Lori are still in danger. Tracking them down to a movie at the mall, Nick successfully saves Lori, but insistent that her life is no longer in danger, Janet remains as a chain reaction behind the theater causes an explosion and kills her. A multitude of explosions race Nick and Lori through the mall until they are trapped on a malfunctioning escalator and Lori is slowly dragged into the gears and killed. This is revealed to be a premonition, but Nick again fails to save George.

At the mall, Lori begins seeing omens of death around her, but Janet convinces her to shrug it off. Having failed in his premonition, Nick runs back stage to stop the explosion. He is pinned down by a nail gun that activates itself as he tries to stop the fire from spreading to explosive materials. Nick activates the fire suppression system, successfully stopping the explosion and saving everyone. Two weeks later, Nick notices a loose pylon while heading to their favorite hangout “Death by Caffine” and warns the construction worker about it, who fails to hear him. While talking with Lori and Janet, he comes up with the theory that his omens were red herrings meant to get them in the right place at the right time for death to kill them. Just as he realizes this, and sees another omen, the pylon outside collapses, causing a truck to swerve and crash into the coffee shop. As the scene switches to x-ray Janet is crushed under the truck’s tires, Lori is internally decapitated by the impact, and Nick is propelled into a wall and killed.

The Final Destination’ is the 4th installment in the franchise. It’s pretty much the same as the previous three but with a slightly different storyline and new characters. overall this is still an exciting and very good sequel but the previous two set the bar too high for this to beat.

 

REVIEW: SCREAM: THE SERIES – SEASON 2

MAIN CAST

WIlla Fitzgerald (Gotham)
Bex Taylor-Klaus (Arrow)
John Karma (Bindlestiffs)
Amadeus Serafini (Smoke)
Carlson Young (Heroes)
Tracy Middendorf (New Nightmare)
Kiana Ledé (Guidance)
Santiago Segura (In The Deep)

RECURRING / NOTABLE GUEST STARS

Tom Maden (Killer Coach)
Austin Highsmith (Dolphin Tale)
Anthony Ruivivar (Chuck)
Mary Katherine Duhon (Underground)
Bryan Batt (Funny People)
Sean Grandillo (Secrets and Lies)
Karina Logie (Bates Motel)
Tom Everett Scott (Dead man On Campus)
Bobby Campo (The Final Destination)

Scream

 

Emma returns to Lakewood after several months at a retreat. Her friends begin to question whether she has truly gotten over the killer’s crimes. Meanwhile, Audrey is hiding her connection to the killer, but is getting harassed by someone who knows the truth, and Noah is getting closer to the truth about the murders. Lakewood’s murderous past, both recent and distant, are once again brought to focus – with this killer’s psychotic mind-game intent on targeting the Lakewood Six survivors.

Although there appeared to be many cringe-worthy moments, I personally enjoyed all the pop culture references as it made the show feel more relatable growing up in world where social media is everything (whether we like to admit it or not). It brought the show into a modern era using terms such as ‘viral’ and ‘gif’ which would appear in everyday conversation of young adults and adolescents, making the show even more appealing. Also, the use of Samsung’s and iPhone’s was very well done as it used the proper text tones and ringtones. Even small technical adjustments such as these, make all the difference to getting the audience on the director’s side as it shows familiarity and makes an extremely dramatized show even the slightest feeling that maybe something this insane is possible.

Overall, this show is thrilling and constantly keeps the audience wondering who the killer under the Scream mask is.  Although it appears far-fetched at times, the story is interesting and the characters are lovable as well as having the scare-factor within each episode. I would definitely recommend if the horror genre is something you’re interested in.

REVIEW: VAMPIRE BATS

CAST

Lucy Lawless (Ash vs Evil Dead)
Dylan Neal (Arrow)
Liam Watts (Ghosts of Mars)
Timothy Bottoms (The Girl Bext Door)
Craig Ferguson (Hot In Cleveland)
Brett Butler (Anger Management)
Tony Plana (Ugly Betty)
Jessica Stroup (Ted)
Bobby Campo (Scream: The Series)

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In a Louisiana city, near a bayou, a plague of genetically Mutaed Bats begin to kill the people, then the Doctor Maddy Rierdon and her students from colleges work together to kill the bats before the whole city is destroyed.The film begins with an abandoned house, inhabited by a group of vampire bats, which seem to be mutations of the local population. Later, in the forests nearby, people begin to find many dead corpses of deer and local animals, with multiple bites on their bodies and their blood completely drained. While the corpses are studied, one student from the class of Physician/Doctor Maddy Rierdon (Lucy Lawless) gets chased in the forest by something that knocks him down and kills him. When he is found, his blood has been drained. Police suspect two of his friends of being the killers and put them under arrest. The case causes Maddy’s attention, as she wants to prove her students’ innocence. She soon finds out that her dead student must have been killed by something that moves in a pack and is very fast.At night, two more fishermen are attacked and killed while fishing on their boat. The next morning, police find the drained bodies and, with Maddy’s presence at the scene, they are able to recognize some excreta of bats. They then change their opinion and started to believe that bats were the cause of these deaths. The police send out many agents to search around the city for signs of the vampire bats. After several negative events, including a teenage girl who gets bitten by a bat during sleep and acquires rabies, and a party on board a ship, which is attacked by the bats, Maddy begins to think that the bats have mutated somehow, which she reports to group of agents she is working with. She states that the bats could have been affected by some artificial environmental impacts. To verify her statement, she arrives at the river where the fishermen were killed to set a trap with the help of some of her students. They successfully capture some bats using nets, and Maddy realizes that this population of vampire bats has developed eight upper-jaw fangs instead of two, which makes them hungrier for blood and able to drink more blood every time they bite. They bring the other trapped bats back to the lab, where Maddy informs the police of this mutation. Suggestions are given as how to exterminate these killer bats, and one of them is to spray poisons over the captured bats and release them after sticking GPS locators onto their bodies, letting them fly back to their habitats; the bats will infect each other by licking and grooming. The plan works successfully, but it only kills a small group of them. The other groups remain unaffecteded. Meanwhile, one more student is killed in the pool by the bats. Maddy rushes to find a solution while learning that the bats’ mutation is an indirect result of toxic waste that contaminated the local water source, creating mutations in the deer that the bats feed on, thus making the bats too mutants.

Meanwhile another group of bats is found in a church (yet still not the whole population.) Maddy’s students accidentally find out that the bats are attracted to loudspeakers or anything that emits sounds similarly, as they mistake those sounds as reflected ultrasounds. They decide to set a trap in the underground basement of their school, intending to lure the bats in and heat them to death by sending in all the heat from the school’s exhausts. As the plan commences, the bats are lured to the area by loudspeakers. A problem is encountered as Maddy is attacked in the underground by one of the policeman, who turns out to be an agent working for the company which has been contaminating the water sources and is therefore responsible for the bats’ mutation. He tries to kill Maddy in order to eliminate witnesses of his company’s work, but Maddy knocks him out instead and escapes when the bats fly into the underground; they devour the agent just before they get heated to death.

Three months later, Maddy is married and sitting with her children in front of the house where they eliminated the first population of the vampire bats. She suddenly looks nervous and seems to be scared by something, but she quickly turns back to play with her kids.

Vampire is the sequel to Locusts, with Lucy Lawless once again returning.If you are looking for a well done movie normally found on cable look no further. This movie was made for Halloween and they didn’t have the biggest budget.  There were fairly, thought out and great scenes that carried this movie in a singular directions This was more psychologically scary with minimal bloody cheap shot scenes, one quickly knows the major cause and evil are man drinking blood suckers i.e. the vampire bats, hence the movie name.

REVIEW: SCREAM: THE SERIES – SEASON 1

CAST

WIlla Fitzgerald (Gotham)
Bex Taylor-Klaus (Arrow)
John Karma (Bindlestiffs)
Amadeus Serafini (Smoke)
Connor Weil (Sharknado)
Carlson Young (Heroes)
Tom Maden (Killer Coach)
Jason Wiles (Zodiac)
Tracy Middendorf (New Nightmare)

RECURRING / NOTABLE GUEST STARS

Bella Thorne (Amityville: The Awakening)
Bobby Campo (The Final Destination)
Brianne Tju (Opposite Day)
Max Lloyd-Jones (Izombie)
Bryan Batt (Funny People)
Amelia Rose Blaire (True Blood)

We’ve been here before: A girl home alone at night; a killer taunting her by phone; a twistedly gory denouement. The new MTV series Scream doesn’t even try to distance itself from its iconic predecessor  which stood out from the slasher film pack because its young, alternately nubile and nerdy cast of potential victims were hip to slasher film mechanics. They knew the genre they were trapped in and acted accordingly, which still didn’t up their chances of survival. Nina Patterson (Bella Thorne), one of the architects of a vengeful viral video targeted at rebellious outcast Audrey Jensen (Bex Taylor-Klaus). While images of Audrey making out with another young woman are drawing Twitter and Facebook OMGs, rich-bitch Nina is basking in the glow of her prank with a late-night Jacuzzi dip. Then the texts start flooding in — seemingly from a guy who wants to climb in beside her and put the “hot” in “hot tub.” But then the guy’s severed head comes flying through the air, and it isn’t long before Nina finds herself on the wrong end of a blade wielded by the Scream series’ ghostface killer. (His/her mask has been redesigned to resemble a dead-eyed porcelain doll.)So the mystery begins, but how does one stretch the tale of a knife-brandishing maniac over ten episodesResident film and TV nerd Noah Foster (John Karna) — basically the show’s Jamie Kennedy — ponders that very question over two scenes of the premiere, noting the rise of pop and cult series like American Horror Story and Hannibal before ultimately articulating the show’s mission statement: “You need to forget it’s a horror story … that someone might die at every turn.”There’s a Sidney Prescott-like heroine, Emma Duval (Willa Fitzgerald), who isn’t as innocent as she initially seems, and whose mother, Margaret (Tracy Middendorf), is hiding a dark secret. There’s the new guy in town, Kieran Wilcox (Amadeus Serafini), who despite his own shady past, seduces Emma away from her cheating boyfriend Will Belmont (Connor Weil). And there’s catty mean girl Brooke Maddox (Carlson Young), who seems set to go the way of the first Scream’s Rose McGowan (death in garage), until being granted a reprieve.Each episode just gets better and better, with no character safe from the killer, with each episode keeping you guessing as to who the killer is, and when the killer is revealed in the finale it’s truly amazing, with a nice little cliffhanger to keep people intrigued for season 2.