REVIEW: JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY MOVIE

Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013)

Starring

Jason Mewes (R.S.V.P.)
Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy)
Eliza Dushku (Tru Calling)
Tara Strong (Batman: The Killing Joke)
Ralph Garman (Ted)
Neil Gaiman (Lucifer)
Jon Lovitz (The Simpsons)
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith (Clerks II)
Scott Mosier (Free Birds)
Bryan Johnson (Vulgar)
Walt Flanagan (Dogma)
Kevin Conroy (Batman: TAS)
Brian O’Halloran (Clerks)
Stan Lee (Mallrats)

Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013)After winning $10,000,000 from a scratchcard they bought at the Quick Stop, Jay & Silent Bob decide to become superheroes Bluntman and Chronic (a parody of Batman and Robin). They build a secret Fortress of Solitude beneath RST Video and acquire all the necessary gadgets and accessories to make them ideal crime-fighters. They also hire their own butler, Albert (a parody of Alfred Pennyworth).Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013)Throughout their crime-fighting ordeals, they manage to accidentally create a few super-powered enemies of their own, who together form “The League of Shitters”. The League of Shitters consists of Lipstick Lesbian, Dickhead, NewsGroup, Cocknocker, and the Diddler. While at a ceremony in which Bluntman and Chronic are to be awarded the key to the city of Red Bank, The League of Shitters attack the dynamic duo and knock them unconscious. They then attempt to infiltrate the “Bluntcave”, resulting in the deaths of NewsGroup and Diddler (they are crushed by a wall that reveals the entrance to the hideout). Lipstick Lesbian mortally stabs Albert in the back and places Bluntman and Chronic into a giant bong that is slowly filling up with water. After leaving the heroes to die, the villains descend upon Red Bank, killing everyone in their path. Albert uses the last of his strength to free the heroes before dying.Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013)Vowing to avenge Albert, Bluntman and Chronic fly to Red Bank in the Blunt Jet to save the city from The League of Shitters’ mayhem. An epic fight ensues in which Bluntman subdues Dickhead by tricking him into entering a gay bar and Chronic kills Cocknocker with a broken beer bottle. Lipstick Lesbian draws a gun and attempts to shoot Bluntman and Chronic, but they are miraculously saved by a new heroine, Bluntgirl. Bluntgirl defeats Lipstick Lesbian single-handedly and begins to show romantic interest in Bluntman. Chronic is jealous and expresses his desire for anal sex. Bluntgirl agrees to this, however, she penetrates Chronic with a dildo, much to Chronic’s distaste. Bluntgirl asks Bluntman if he’s ever experienced anything of the like, to which he replies, “Yeah, when Ben Affleck played Daredevil.”. During the credits, it is noted that “Jay and Silent Bob will return in Clerks III.”Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013)After the credits, Jay and Silent Bob are visited by Stan Lee, who wishes to speak to them about the “Avenger Initiative”. Shortly after, they are all picked up by Doc Brown, who requests their help in getting back to the future.Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013)If you’re a Kevin Smith fan you’ll love this movie. It’s classic Smith and of course add’s pop culture references like he does in all his movies. If you watched the Clerks Animated TV Series, then you’ll enjoy this as well. It’s done the same way. Don’t expect it to be just like Clerks, or Chasing Amy and Dogma because it’s not. I don’t understand why people don’t enjoy it because its full of hilarious scenes that will have you in tears. I believe people were expecting it to be an animated version of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back sequel.I think the only thing that took me by surprise was that Kevin didn’t direct it him self.

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